Are you smoking crack sir?

Fuck the school cafeteria.  I'm getting so sick of that place.  Its only benefit is that I don't have to leave campus.  But lately it's not even close to being worth it.  

Recently the school's cafeteria added a new selection which is a "Chick-N-Grill"  (A local restaurant that serves chicken rice bowls or salads). So I decided to try it since it was new to the school (I've eaten at the restaurant before).

It's soooo expensive!  For a tiny bowl it's $6.99!  And to really, truly take advantage of us poor college students they don't even fill the bowel completely. 

I ordered a chicken rice bowl, I ask for yellow rice, no beans (hello! I'm at school and don't wanna have to fart in class.), and bbq chicken. 

You normally get unlimited toppings at the restaurant like lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, etc.  Well at school you only get to pick 3 (and not cheese that's extra $), and they are so cheap with what they give you!

I asked the tool making my bowl for some extra lettuce and he told me I'd have to pay extra!  WTF dude!

Fucking lettuce the cheapest vegetable in the world!  Like a head of lettuce is a dollar.  I was totally in shock. 

I'm like "Are you smoking crack sir?".

Honestly his english wasn't too good so I'm pretty sure he didn't understand the insult, because he didn't react to it.  

I need a new lunch situation.  There just isn't much close by the school except for a very shady Wendy's thats famous for their diarrhea provoking chili. 

::sigh::